Humor
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

7 The Truth About Dr. Nicholas We have lunch in the vomitorium. It used to be called the cafetorium until some kid threw up in there last year. It was ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Avi [Avi]

"I promise you," said Avon with a shake of his head, "that the next time I do nothing, I'll do it better. But I guess we can't quit." "I'm afraid ...
( Category: Classics September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-04-30 | Author:Jonah Winter [Winter, Jonah]

Here Beethoven wrote all his piano concerti, as well as his famous Pastoral Symphony (no. 6). It was gorgeous music, but repeated complaints were filed with the local magistrate—mostly by ...
( Category: Biographies September 8,2017 )
azw3, epub, mobi |eng | 2013-06-04 | Author:Rachel Renee Russell

MR. BUTTONS SHOWS OFF HIS MOON DUST “COOL!” Miss Penelope gushed in amazement. I couldn’t believe my eyes! Soon Miss Penelope and Mr. Buttons were having so much fun laughing, ...
( Category: Comics & Graphic Novels September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2006-02-01 | Author:Natalie Standiford [STANDIFORD, NATALIE]

STUDENT STRIKE!!!!! Fight censorship! Support the Dating Game! We are calling for a school-wide student strike on Friday afternoon at two o’clock. When the sixth-period bell rings, drop what you’re ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2008-11-15 | Author:Natalie Standiford [STANDIFORD, NATALIE]

12 The Male Mind Is Impervious to Logic To: hollygolitely, linaonme, mad4u From: Your daily horoscope HERE IS TODAY’s HOROSCOPE: LUNAR ECLIPSE! This is such a huge astrological event that ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-06-27 | Author:Mini Grey [Grey, Mini]

It just knew that it had to get up high. There was a very tall tower made of bricks on a hill. Inside there were 583 stone steps. The Egg ...
( Category: Animals September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2013-03-19 | Author:Francesca Simon

“I changed my mind,” said Perfect Peter. “But pirates was my party idea!” shrieked Horrid Henry. “I’ve been planning it for months. You’re just a copycat.” “You don’t own pirates,” ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2012-08-02 | Author:Francesca Simon

And then suddenly Horrid Henry had a brilliant, spectacular idea. It was so brilliant and so spectacular, that for a moment he wondered whether he could stop himself from flinging ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2009-09-08 | Author:Colin Thompson

‘What are you whinging about, you feeble cretin?’ the Countess snapped. ‘Get me out of here.’ She had two things to decide too: (1) how she could get out of ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2011-09-08 | Author:Colin Thompson

‘Can’t you make a Grime Reaper Detector?’ said Mordonna. ‘I’ve tried before when he escaped After you locked Auntie Howler up,’ said Winchflat. ‘The trouble is, he seems to have ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2008-09-08 | Author:Colin Thompson

The three young men all squeezed inside the cabinet. Brenda locked the door with five chains and ten padlocks and then the Great Klunko said the magic words. ‘Alakazoo, alakazaam, ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2007-09-08 | Author:Colin Thompson

She would put a dead body in the school and then throw suspicion on the Floods. They would all be arrested and then, and then, umm … Maybe she’d disguise ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | 2008-09-08 | Author:Colin Thompson

‘Hello, there. Great snow, isn’t it?’ said a penguin. The Hearse Whisperer had been watching the penguin for three days. That was how long it had taken the poor bird ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Colin Thompson

* * * 39 The most stupid wizard who has ever lived is Floella Yardstyck, who lives in a small valley on the far side of Lake Tarnish. She is ...
( Category: Humor September 8,2017 )